Oakton fans gear up

Marshall Dressler, Senior

Cherry on Top: Whether it be this visor or senior Samon Nazemian’s inspiring Native American head-dress, it’s important to keep your noggin flashy. Senior Jonathan Morris “keeps things classy,” with a Ron Burgundy (get it?)‘80’s-style wig.

Bandanas: These guys are as useful as they are stylish. A bandana can keep the sweat out of your eyes, wave through the air in celebration, or hold a broken bone in place for a fallen crowd-surfer.

Props: Fans come equipped with foam paws, flags, beach balls, vuvuzuelas, whistles and air-horns, “Pretty much anything we can throw around or use to make more noise than the other team’s fans,” Dressler said.

Strong Vocal-Chords: Useful for “O”-related cheers including “Oley, Oley Oley Oley!”, “Zombie Nation” by Kernkraft (“Owoaho-woaho-o”), and when things are going good “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond. The “We got Wood!” chant for when senior receiver Jeremy Wood reels in a long ball is another fan favorite.

Bling: Gold chains, medallions, and Mardi-Gras beads around the neck.

Accessories: Capes, shoulder pads, army jackets, referee uniforms, suits and ties, full-body spandex, even Cat-in-the-Hat costumes have been spotted, “It’s about looking as crazy as possible,” Dressler said.

Long Socks: “They’re Stylish, and double as storage for wallet and keys,” said senior Carson Loftus, “No phones though, that would be a distraction.”

Timberlands: “They’re sturdy and protect my feet from getting stomped on,” Dressler said, “Plus, they look fresh.”

by Alex Buscemi

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